Gets woman of any race pregnant always a nigger baby 439143
1.0 by 776 huffers
Fucks passed out girl at party tell everybody she is a slut a4f44e
1.1 by 775 huffers
Spray paint isn t edible does that include sniffing 9d3914
1.0 by 775 huffers
Oh hey man i like your new facebook banner tags you in picture of his bong
1.1 by 774 huffers
Puts a dollar in the basket takes four out
1.1 by 772 huffers
I don t smoke bums thinger 2b6b4a
1.1 by 770 huffers
Sorry bro i ain t got no jumper cables really has jumper cables 202d43
1.0 by 761 huffers
Bro can i use your toilet doesn t spray freshener dfc01a
1.1 by 759 huffers
Hey i text your girl she said you guys broke up you don t mind if i keep on trying to bone her 168dc0
1.1 by 758 huffers
Makes cc countdown to track lsc s puts whatever the hell he wants in the list 2143d3
1.0 by 754 huffers
Friend shows him funny link dude i saw this alread dde95c
1.1 by 753 huffers
Hey bro let me see your iphone drops and breaks it 85c2b4
1.1 by 753 huffers
Make while 1 loop in php iterate every 60 seconds 543b2e
1.0 by 751 huffers
Phase2 blowing up goes to lunch 74cca0
1.1 by 750 huffers
Bro can i play xbox talks shit to 9 year olds
1.1 by 748 huffers
Claim server has no whitelist there actually is 54504a
1.1 by 748 huffers
Works as chuck e cheese mascot bakes out costume e9a95a
1.1 by 748 huffers
Goes to video store rents leprechaun in the hood f595ac
1.1 by 742 huffers
Helps needy children by disturbing the peace 7f498f
1.1 by 739 huffers
Plays league of legends in a 4 person apartment cuts everyones ethernet cord if he lags b48927
1.0 by 739 huffers
Steals your pipe hides it and never brings it back
1.1 by 738 huffers
Needs money to go to lan apologies to everyone for being a dick d228ea
1.1 by 737 huffers
Steals omega 3 capsules from his friend blames him when his shirt reeks of fish ad351b
1.0 by 735 huffers
Invite steve to party cops show up
1.1 by 734 huffers