Says he has no excuse promptly gives you an excuse 4a2cab
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Told lame unfunny jokes at party got upset because everyone was stupid to get it 6bdc6c
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Can i borrow your pen bro pockets pen 5fc9df
1.1 by 607 huffers
Fucks passed out girl at party tell everybody she is a slut a4f44e
1.1 by 604 huffers
Buys phones from dudes lets ppl assume nudes are from chick selling phone ab5a80
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Puts passed out drunk girl in her bed tries to cop a feel 02714b
1.1 by 600 huffers
Gets into spaceship battle walks around rapes your mom and sister 01f598
1.1 by 600 huffers
Says my nigga to a black person ends up in the hospital c5db40
1.0 by 600 huffers
Says goodnight doesn t stop texting 82c0f9
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Borrows electric razor to cut hair also trims pubic hair 1b7e36
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Johan tell s you to do your work never does anything himself fa5d80
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Spray paint isn t edible does that include sniffing 9d3914
1.0 by 582 huffers
Self depreciating when gf doesn t orgasm doesn t want her to fake it 830bb4
1.0 by 576 huffers
Watches titanic cries for 3 hours ae613f
1.1 by 573 huffers
Scumbag jovan says lets make a 1000000 works on private android game 8b8075
1.1 by 566 huffers
Eats all the samples at costco buys nothing 795091
1.2 by 565 huffers
Takes strap off dunk mid puts straps on janoski b6bb37
1.1 by 563 huffers
Helps needy children by disturbing the peace 7f498f
1.1 by 560 huffers
Sees your mom breastfeeding baby pretends to text msg secretly filming b9fd5b
1.1 by 557 huffers
Phase2 blowing up goes to lunch 74cca0
1.1 by 555 huffers
Overextends in top lane gets ganked by jungle 1v1 me bro bf92b6
1.1 by 555 huffers
Gets a coffee from the potterow chaplaincy doesn t donate 20 p 8d5e14
1.1 by 555 huffers
Says only the blonde and blue eyed are superior has black hair and brown eyes b97b1e
1.1 by 554 huffers
Bro can i use your toilet doesn t spray freshener dfc01a
1.1 by 554 huffers