Says he has no excuse promptly gives you an excuse 4a2cab
1.1 by 676 huffers
Buys phones from dudes lets ppl assume nudes are from chick selling phone ab5a80
1.1 by 672 huffers
Told lame unfunny jokes at party got upset because everyone was stupid to get it 6bdc6c
1.0 by 663 huffers
Fucks passed out girl at party tell everybody she is a slut a4f44e
1.1 by 660 huffers
Puts passed out drunk girl in her bed tries to cop a feel 02714b
1.1 by 660 huffers
Gets into spaceship battle walks around rapes your mom and sister 01f598
1.1 by 659 huffers
Says my nigga to a black person ends up in the hospital c5db40
1.0 by 658 huffers
Can i borrow your pen bro pockets pen 5fc9df
1.1 by 654 huffers
Scumbag jovan says lets make a 1000000 works on private android game 8b8075
1.1 by 651 huffers
Johan tell s you to do your work never does anything himself fa5d80
1.1 by 650 huffers
Spray paint isn t edible does that include sniffing 9d3914
1.0 by 637 huffers
Watches titanic cries for 3 hours ae613f
1.1 by 636 huffers
Borrows electric razor to cut hair also trims pubic hair 1b7e36
1.1 by 636 huffers
Says goodnight doesn t stop texting 82c0f9
1.1 by 633 huffers
Self depreciating when gf doesn t orgasm doesn t want her to fake it 830bb4
1.0 by 621 huffers
Sees your mom breastfeeding baby pretends to text msg secretly filming b9fd5b
1.1 by 618 huffers
Says only the blonde and blue eyed are superior has black hair and brown eyes b97b1e
1.1 by 614 huffers
Eats all the samples at costco buys nothing 795091
1.1 by 610 huffers
Takes strap off dunk mid puts straps on janoski b6bb37
1.1 by 610 huffers
Overextends in top lane gets ganked by jungle 1v1 me bro bf92b6
1.1 by 610 huffers
Goes to video store rents leprechaun in the hood f595ac
1.1 by 606 huffers
Hey i text your girl she said you guys broke up you don t mind if i keep on trying to bone her 168dc0
1.1 by 600 huffers
Phase2 blowing up goes to lunch 74cca0
1.1 by 599 huffers
Helps needy children by disturbing the peace 7f498f
1.1 by 598 huffers