Goes to meps comes back with thousand yard stare a83484
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Buy me a drink bitch 516950
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Says he will go on a diet goes to panda express the same night 688144
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Jamphat approved d41d8c
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Facade internet tough guy reality basement dweller in overland park 23ed61
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Realizes he lost a fight to you on facebook starts correcting you on your grammar b7a079
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Exam half hour later extra time in bed 6e803a
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I totally slept with a virgin she lives in another state
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Needs to be up in six hours learns alphabet backwards 3e4ac4
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I hope you don t mind i pawned your tv 5d058d
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Is veteran 9gagger with access to vote page likes all the reposts 999099
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Makes fun of crossfit does calf raises at gym 802c4a
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Can t race bro overtime at popeyes 17f8bd
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I m gonna kick your ass do you even lift bro ff9d37
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Im gangsta yo lives in moms basement 54eb02
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Runs shitty company threatens to sue people who post bad reviews 9e63e5
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Says will attend party click not attending on facebook event afterwards 1a7712
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Asks how you re doing walks by you as he says it da3471
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Complains about empty ask box never asks questions 8a95eb
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Assigns 3 page essay 10 point font and single spaced d494f1
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Only does half the required work still makes the deans list ae010f
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Knows brother was making a funny face on purpose posts pic to facebook anyway cb2fe3
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Yo bro can i use your bathroom uses your toothbrush too cb536d
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I hate fucking thieves steals shit from walmart 56b8f9
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